My bed is lumpy. Very lumpy. I shouldn’t say that it is lumpy though, this implies there are many lumps in the bed. In truth, there is a single lump. It is more of a large hump. You see, the air mattress that I am currently sleeping on has decided to set free some of its internal walls, and as a result, a large central part of the bed inflates a great deal further than the rest of it.

This results in a lumped bed, which of course results in some fascinating sleeping conditions. I’m not truly very tired though, which is not helpful since it’s almost one in the morning and I am instead laying here typing. The cat is not helping much either, she feels I should be petting her instead of playing with the keyboard. Poor kitty.

It’s beautiful outside. The wind is cool and crisp, almost as if it were really autumn already. I think I’m going to lay here and enjoy it as I drift off to sleep.