Haiku: Anti-Emo Style

A brief poem by Theo, Lizzie, George, Shivian, and Frank.

your poem is shitty
haiku hates your emo poem
refrigerator

This happened because we were sitting around the other night, goofing off after a yummy stew made by George. Somehow we started talking about emo people, and then all of a sudden Elizabeth says ‘Haiku Hates your Emo Poem’

Of course, I said, ‘Wait, that’s not a haiku!” and then, after a discussion in which we determined that a Haiku is 5-7-5, and a few minutes of laughing, we have the anti-emo haiku you see above.

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