Mystery of Mysteries…
Ξ October 15th, 2007 | → | ∇ General, Kink, News, Philosophy |
Here be the mysteries of the universe.
Why do we kill each other? When the moon sets, where does she rest her head? Where do the sock-gnomes take them after pillaging the dryer? Why is the guy from Pushing Daisies so cute? When you touch another person, why do they flinch? When I’m tied to a post, why do I feel free? Why haven’t cats taken over the world yet? Why do big corporations short-change valuable employees? Where can we find the truth of Spirit, and is there Truth? Why are police officers dickheads so often? Does power corrupt, or does it just illuminate the flaws? How does my cellphone keep working? How far removed from a primate is George W. Bush’s DNA? Who made Moleskin popular? Why do people hate atheists more than politicians? What is it about tears that’s so fucking crazy-sexy? If libraries didn’t already exist, could you build one today? Why don’t the RIAA and MPAA get it? Why won’t my pencil stay sharp? Who killed that raccoon in the road? Would it be ethically wrong to kill Ann Coulter? Morally? Are you afraid she carries pepper spray? Why are pagans lazy? Why don’t people believe in magic? What makes Oud so good? How can you make a movie as pretty and fun as Across the Universe? Is there anyone associated with The Covenant that didn’t drop the ball? What makes a great book? How do we tell art from craft? Why on earth does the floor in my study slope to the NorthWest? Why is my bed so lonely at night? What exactly are the ingredients in George Thai? Are there ingredients? Who decided to make candles by dipping string in wax, overandoverandoverandoverandover? Why does that curse potion I made smell so good? How is it that cats can sleep in any position? Does that freak anyone else out? Seriously.
on October 16th, 2007 at 12:14 am
Why does this post make me laugh so much? Is it wrong if I drop your phone into the street? Into a well? Into the lake? Into the toilet? Oh wait…